| Dude, check it. Ryan Seacrest, Dickie V and Mario Lopez |
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| Article :Site author Update :2007-8-31 10:17:12 |
I don't know about you Sid but in this case, the first thing that comes to mind is the fine movie Surviving the Game, where Ice-T is forced to fend off half a dozen men that want to kill him just for sport.
So I would approach our trio of turds and sit down with the back of the chair against my chest, just like Lopez's alter ego A.C. Slater would do at The Max.
"Hey guys, I'll pay one of you $1 million if you guys can settle a bet: Which of you can run the 100-meter dash the fastest?"
The trio and myself would head to an appropriate area where the race could commence. Once they were in their starting stances, I would casually tell them that the bet has changed, to which one of them can outrun the range of a minigun, made popular in Predator.
My vote: No one wins in "Surviving the Stella." And with these three, I'd be doing the world a favor. |
"He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?"
"Ain't that the truth."
Hey bartender, stop watching Deliverance! What's your obsession with AMC ... can't you see we've got guests in the bar? And put that gun down Pete, Predator is sooo 1987.
Seacrest is the earthly embodiment of evil, despite his excellent blonde highlights. I'm going to have to ignore him. Just flip the C-3PO button on the back of my neck and my brain turns off. It works. Every boss I've ever had has seen me use it.
Mario Lopez, loved your work in Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story. What's that? No, it wasn't homoerotic at all, but why did you get a total body wax?
As for you, Mr. V, what's the true origin of your name? I see that "Vitale" translates to "vital" in Italian. So, back in the old country, would "Dick Vitale" translate to "important detective," or "irreplaceable jerk?" Forgettabout it, that's not important. Let me just say it's an honor to meet the sports announcer from Blue Chips. |
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