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| Article :Site author Update :2007-8-31 10:16:41 |
Knowing that my counterpart Mr. Saraf is from the land of plastic surgery and BMWs, I am sure he will select something like beach volleyball or water polo. Me, I grew up with snow, ice, slush, sleet, hail and pretty much every other weather anomaly known to man. So my vote goes to curling.
Any sport as lame and easy as curling is due for some bad press. Basically, competitors get hammered on Molson Ice and push giant rocks down a patch of ice while their moron teammates fire up brooms in an attempt to slow down the rock and score points. So it's shuffleboard for Canadians.
I could see the captain of the Canadian team being accused of something outrageous, such as spiking the opposite team's beer with a laxative (remember the scene in Dumb and Dumber?).
Whatever the case, you heard it hear first -- the world of curling will never be the same. |
Pete, people like you haven't noticed what's going on in the ballroom dancing world. A whoring, degenerate "sport" that is slowly eating away at the fabric of society. It shamelessly encourages deviant behavior, feathered outfits and shiny shoes. Besides, who do these people think they're fooling with the Lambada?
It makes participants rub up and down, slowly titillating each other, while a group of perverts sit behind a desk waiting to give them a score. A gross, sociopathic travesty if I've ever seen one.
Do you know what we're destined for? One day, some Lambada team won't be able to control themselves and will lapse into rampant, unprotected sexual activity in front of everybody. Is this the type of lifestyle we want to encourage to our children? American youth already rank the lowest in smarts. Let's NOT turn them into disgusting sluts as well.
By the way, I'm not even going to comment on what score the East German judge will give to a pair of "ballroom bangers." 6.9, anyone? |
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